Perfect cup of English tea...

.....sooo winter is approaching. Here´s how to make a lovely cup of English tea to warm up:




1) Find a good sized mug - one that makes you smile
2) Boil the kettle
3) Add 1 cm of milk to the bottom of the mug
4) Add 1 level teaspoon of sugar to said happyclappy mug
5) Put tea bag** in the mug at the same time as you pour in boiling water
6) Let the tea stew for 30 seconds to a minute
7) Take the tea bag out
 8) Stir the tea vigorously while you count to 5,  inserting the word `elephant,´ between the seconds, thus ensuring accuracy
9) Find yourself a biscuit
10) Enjoy

*These are recommended: P.G. Tips, Lipton Yellow Label tea, Twinings English breakfast tea, Tetley
* Teas to avoid: Earl Grey, anything fruity, posh mamby pamby tea... yeuch...so gross