If I ruled the world.......
Everyone would be fun,
all would love coca cola and hate avacado.
Everyone would be able to scateboard and breakdance
and would detest boredom.
No one would be crap.
(I'd be a punk/rock star in a band called: "Wallaby" or "Sure baby!" Or an actress - yeah that would be cool. My hair would be long and fab).
We'd travel around on quad bikes.
People would address each other as egghead and bumface.
We'd live by the sea.
X-ray vision would be mandatory.
Manchester United would be arrested, along with
James Blunt, Enrique Iglesias and Pussycat Dolls for being naff.
Baileys would be free.
Every church would have disco lights.
No one would be called Rupert.
posted by K @ 8:03 pm
14 Comments:
That sounds like a cool world!(except from the Man U. bit) I could live in this world:)
Cheers mate,
I'm right about Man U. though.
How ace were L'pool against Barcelona last night????!!!!!!!!
Acetastic they were.
P.S.Have we run out of krydderskinke yet?
I'm sure glad you don't rule the world... sorry!
:p
I think if the rest of the world saw this list they would let you rule the world!
Julian says if he ruled the world everyone would have to sing as if it was a musical......hm
Elin Maria: I will pray for you.
Fluff: Julian is so tuned in to the new vibes. I can feel a song coming on now. LA laaaaaaaaaa.
We're off to Oslo now for a cool weekend of Ikea and indian food - yaaay.
Elin Maria took the words out of my mouth!
What if I like to be crap?
What's wrong about Mjøsa, anyway...?
I will have to put you to rest now, Katrine. You know too much. Theres only room for one of us, namely, me! Perhaps you could be the Duchess of Ottestad, though. I could live with that, but I would have to put someone in charge to look after you, just to make sure you wouldnt conspire against me. Traiterous whench...
Sandra: You have NO idea what you're talking about little girl.
Jazzman: I'm sorry but it's not fashionable to be crap. As well as this; hats are back in and kilts are back out. The Mjøsa is not the sea Mr Karstad!!!!
Jan K:HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I RULE THIS WORLD NOT YOU LITTLE BOY!!!!! I AM INVINCABLE!! You are a tiny insignificant speck on my windshield that will blow away with the wind. You will be squashed, no, you will be crushed like a sticky beetle in the sun. You will beg for mercy and I will laugh in your FACE!!!1
Ha ha aha ha ha haaaaha ha - wheeze.
Hello my friend with the gorgeous hair:)!!Not joking. I must say I just love your "If I ruled the world..." Fantalistisk:) I'm making an album from last years trip to L.A and I just had to steal your idea! Goes like this: If I ruled the world EVERYONE would love Starbucks, (esp.the owner of Poesi! Tji-hi...),there would be at least 5 Starbucks in Hamar and everyone else but me would have to pay for one of those heavenly-lovely-fantastic fraps:):):).........
Oh, Katrine/Gunhild: my man loves America, Bush, Arnie and all that yankee-stuff. Remember? like,like,like,like,you know...
Løøøv Marie
Marie/Borgny:
I think Starbucks is a FABULOUS idea. Their fraps are from God - but everything else ....hmmm it's just ok.
Tell your husband Bernt/Kjetil that people that like love like America are not like welcome in my world and they can just bog off!
Tell him also that I am praying for him and hope that God will open his eyes to the overated yapping that is - America.
You are Fab fab faaaaab!!!!
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be at PeACe!
I'm thinking or renaming your link as 'funniest person alive' instead of 'katrine's blog'....
and the best (or worst of it).. i can HEAR your voice as i read.. :P
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