Thoughts on God.
God thinks I'm really wonderful. It makes me grin just to think about that.
God likes my new haircut and thinks my English accent is sweet.
God is from Liverpool and supports Liverpool F.C........ as well He should.
God likes beer and dancing.
I know because he told me.
He also told me that He's working with the French, but find them to be a teeny bit annoying.
I told Him that I agreed and that He might want to consider moving the French to Venus and replacing the country with quality people instead like, the English/British.
God said that He thought this was a superb idea and would start plans for this immediately.
Then we laughed together and did German impressions.
I like God.
posted by K @ 5:02 pm
8 Comments:
Yesterday he told me he's just letting the Liverpool fans believe he's with them, so more people will be saved. Actually he supports Everton.
hilarious!!! hahahaha, im with you on this one^^totally
Hello Ole Jørgen,
We - the dream team - used to rent your Dad's house - it was cool.
I accidentally cut the prize roses in your front garden once - ooops. Felt really bad - nearly cried.
Are you allright then?
Oh Øyvind - when will your eyes be opened to the truth?
Everton is a girls team - they don't play football, they just sit around knitting and talking French all day. They're, what's the word I'm looking for, umm erm - oh yes - they're crap.
Crapper than the French!!
Just have to admit though - to Øyvind that your comment actually made me laugh out load.
DON'T TELL SOUL!!!
I must be known as the stone faced, cool and collected English person that I am.
I won't tell anyone. You have my word. :-P
You really have a funny blog!!
But then you're also a funny person :) You have to tell me about Lifehouse one day - next time we meet or something ;)
Hi mate,
Cheers for huge compliments.
Check out the link:
Lifehouse
It says when the next meeting is going to be, which is on Sunday at 8pm.
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